August 2012
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stllinski:
i want to meet my favorite celebrity and then fight a mountain troll with them because then we’d have to be friends because there are some experiences you can’t share with someone without ending up friends and knocking out a mountain troll is one of them
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but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
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biptch:
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
suffocatingbliss:
true love is buying a hard copy of the CD when you already have it downloaded
assiest:
you can’t spell thug without hug
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pornstarch:
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
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elizzibeth:
do people find it funny or cool when students start arguing back with the teachers
because i dont it makes me super uncomfortable
Watchjusttouchedawkwardly:
Play this for the best 5 seconds of your life.
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deadmaid:
sarahsprite:
deadmaid:
lvkesprite:
what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
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cosmo tip #185
iamhemsworthy:
foxglovesandaconite:
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
#if you’re feeling especially kinky try doing it in bane’s
your orgasm must be more severe
drunkstyles:
you guys thought those diving close up pictures were bad
what about shot put
Cosmo sex tip #548
cosmo-sex-tips:
as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!”
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"Are you as bored as I am?" makes sense even when...
lolzpicx:
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Watchriddlemehiddle:
this has always been one of my favourite interviews
